10 awful jokes about space guaranteed to make you cringe!

Who doesn’t like a good laugh? While we take the business of star naming very seriously here at Star Name Registry, when it comes to naming a star it can be taken as a bit of laugh.
There are a lot of different and wacky star names people have added to our star register over the years! So in the more Zany spirit of star registration here’s our top 10 (LAME) jokes about the stars, space, the planets!

1)
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.

2)
Knock Knock,
Who is there?
Solar.
Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke?

3)
What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate?
A marsbar!

4)
What is an astronauts favourite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!

5)
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!

6)
Why did the alien throw beef on the asteroid?
He wanted it a little meteor!

7)
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
He was looking for Pluto.

8)
Why didn’t the sun go to University?
Because it already had a million degrees!

9)
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon but they did they leave after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !

10)
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are camping on a case they are investigating. After putting up the tent, having a good dinner, and a bottle of wine, they go to sleep.
In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Holmes says shivering.
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Somewhere in the universe with so many billions of stars similar to the sun there is a high probability, that some of these stars have Earth-like planets. And assuming the Earth is typical, some may have developed intelligent life. It means that humanity, may not be alone in this vast cosmos. What did you deduce Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment before he replies.
“Quite.” he says. “Though my more immediate concern is the fact that clearly, someone has stolen our tent.”

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